Texting & modern patois

Lesson 44 of 48 · St. Catherine

What this lesson is about

Read an write yaad-style text: wagwan, dwl, kmt, zeen — di shorthand weh run WhatsApp an social media.

How it works

Patois never have no official spelling pon di street — so when Jamaicans start text, dem jus write weh dem hear. Dat mek WhatsApp an social media tun one big Patois playground. Firs ting: greetings. 'Wagwan' (what's going on) a di king — yu wi see i spell wagwan, wah gwaan, waguan. Answer wid 'mi deh yah' or jus 'wagwan' back. 'Yow' open a chat like 'hey'. 'Zeen' seal i — understood, cool. Den di abbreviation dem — Jamaica build i own set, no borrow all from America: DWL — dead wid laugh — di yaad 'LOL'. KMT — kiss mi teet — vexation, cut-yai inna letta form. CSL — cyaan stop laugh. WBU — wah bout yuh? (what about you?). DMST — dat mi seh to (that's what I'm saying too). MNL — mi naa laugh (I'm serious). YK — yuh know. SMH — shake mi head — borrowed, but read inna Patois. Spelling run free out deh: yu/yuh/u, di/de, deh/dey, seh/say. Nobody naa mark yu paper — but inna dis app, keep di house spelling when yu practise, an jus learn fi READ all di variant dem. Sample chat: — 'Yow wagwan' — 'Mi deh yah. wbu' — 'Mi jus reach yaad. Grani cook curry goat dwl mi belly full so till' — 'Zeen. Link mi tumaro' — 'Bless' Learner errors: (1) KMT no mean 'ok' — a vexation dat; send i wrong an yu start war. (2) DWL a laughing, MNL a seriousness — no mix dem up. (3) No text grani abbreviation — write ar full warm Patois; shorthand a fi yu peer dem. (4) Some abbreviation stand fi di claat curse word dem — learn fi recognize dem, but no send dem.

Words in this lesson

PatoisCassidy-JLUEnglish
wagwanwa gwaanwhat's going on; hi (also wah gwaan, waguan)
yowyohey, yo (chat opener)
zeenziinunderstood, cool, agreed
dwldwldead wid laugh (LOL)
kmtkmtkiss mi teet (irritation)
cslcslcyaan stop laugh
wbuwbuwah bout yuh? (what about you?)
dmstdmstdat mi seh to (that's what I'm saying too)
mnlmnlmi naa laugh (I'm serious)
ykykyuh know
smhsmhshake mi head
link milingk mimeet up with me, get in touch
bless / bless upbles / bles opgoodbye, blessings
mi deh yahmi de yaI'm here, I'm good

Sources

Orthography, abbreviations and digital register postdate his 1951-55 fieldwork entirely. His remark that the spellings seh/sey render /se/ more truly than say (p. 63) is the closest he comes to a spelling judgement.

The description of the grammar is checked against the published work above. The lesson, the examples and the wording are mine.

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