The big capstone: phone call a yaad

Lesson 45 of 48 · St. Catherine

What this lesson is about

One sustained five-minute phone call wid Grani — greetings, family news, seh-reports, plans, one proverb, an walk good — no English at all.

How it works

Dis a di moment di whole journey build to: one real phone call a yaad, an English cyaan save yu now. Di call have a shape — learn di shape an di words wi flow. 1. Opening: 'Hello? A who dis?' — 'A mi, Grani!' Expect di sweet holla: 'Kiss mi neck! A yu dat? Long time mi no hear yu!' Gi back warmth: 'Mi mind jus run pon yu, so mi seh mek mi call.' 2. Health check — dis part cyaan skip: 'Hou yu du, Grani? Hou di knee dem a treat yu?' Lissen good, gi sympathy: 'Hush, Grani.' Den report fi yu side: 'Wi aright, tank God.' 3. Family news pon seh-reports — a ya so di labrish live: 'Mama seh fi tell yu howdy. Yu hear seh cousin Andre get di wuk? Aunty seh shi a come dung fi Christmas.' Every piece a news travel pon seh. 4. Plans wid future markers: 'Mi a plan fi come a yaad August. Mi a go stay wid yu, if yu wi have mi.' Expect: 'No mus!' 5. Land one proverb natural. When Grani complain seh time hard or pickney rude, dat a yu door: 'A true, Grani. But one-one coco full baskit, yaa.' 6. Closing — never sudden; wind i dung: 'Aright Grani, dis call a nyam off mi credit... Tell everybody howdy fi mi... Yes... Aright... Likkle more, Grani. Walk good, yaa!' Learner errors: (1) When Grani slide eena English fi soun 'proper', no follow ar — answer warm Patois every time, an shi wi melt. (2) No rush di goodbye — di long goodbye a part a di love. (3) If yu lose a word, no switch — talk roun i: 'dat deh ting, yu know di one.' Five minute. Pure Patois. Yu ready.

Words in this lesson

PatoisCassidy-JLUEnglish
a who dis?a uu dis?who is this?
mi mind jus run pon yumi main jos ron pan yuI was just thinking of you
hou di family stay?ou di fambili stie?how is the family?
wi aright, tank Godwi aarait, tangk Gadwe're fine, thank God
seh fi tell yu howdyse fi tel yu oudisaid to tell you hello
yu hear seh...?yu ier se...?did you hear that...?
mi a plan fimi a plan fiI'm planning to
no mus!no mos!of course!
nyam off mi creditnyam aaf mi krediteat up my phone credit
tell everybody howdytel evribadi oudigreet everyone for me
likkle morelikl muorsee you later
walk goodwaak gudgoodbye, travel safe
hushoshexpression of sympathy (not 'shut up')
labrishlabrishgossip, family news

Sources

The capstone is an integration task; its component structures are checked under the individual lessons.

The description of the grammar is checked against the published work above. The lesson, the examples and the wording are mine.

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