What it costs

Two things are being sold, and they are priced differently on purpose. The course is written once and costs nothing to hand to one more person, so you buy it. The AI tutor costs real money every time you speak to it, so you rent it.

Free — and it stays free

The first parish, all the way through to its capstone. Every pronunciation page. The Mouth Lab and the pronunciation check, which measures what your mouth is doing rather than guessing. The games. No account, no sign-up, and nothing leaves your device.

It is a whole parish, not a demo that stops in the middle. If you finish it and it did nothing for you, that is a real answer and it cost you nothing.

Open it now →
Runs in the browser. Nothing to install, no account, works with the plane on.

The full course

PlanPriceWhat it is
Monthly$9.99 / monthAll fifteen parishes, every lesson, the whole vocabulary and the proverb library.
Yearly$99 / yearThe same, twelve months for the price of ten.
Lifetime$199 onceThe same, plus everything added later. Paid once, yours after that.

The lifetime price goes up as the course grows. It will not be discounted — if you are waiting for a sale, there is not going to be one.

Teacha — the live tutor

$12.99 a month, on top of any plan above. A conversation partner that talks back in Patois, real Jamaican voice rather than a text-to-speech accent, and feedback on your own recorded speech. Cancel it whenever you like — the course you bought stays yours.

Or take both together for $19.99 a month, which is $2.99 less than buying them separately.

Why the tutor is not included

Because it would make the lifetime price dishonest. A conversation with the tutor costs money every time it happens — a real amount, to Anthropic and to ElevenLabs. Folding that into a one-off payment means either capping it so tightly it is useless, or quietly hoping you do not use it much. Neither is a good way to sell something. Renting the part with a running cost and selling the part without one is the only version of this that stays true after four years.

What you are not buying

Not a guarantee of fluency, and not a claim that the app scores authenticity — it does not, and it says so where it matters. The pronunciation check reports what it measured and refuses to guess when a reading is unreliable, which is a smaller promise than most language apps make and a more honest one.

Before you decide

All of that is free to read and always will be. The terms are in plain English and say where your data lives, which is: on your device.