Welcome to Trelawny, mi fren — yam country! Dis a di parish weh grow di fassis man pon eart (the fastest man on earth), an weh di Maroon dem eena di Cockpit hill dem did fight till di British haffi sign treaty wid dem. Come mek wi learn haffi an fi, chat likkle sports, an bwile some bush tea (brew some herbal tea) fi anyting weh a hot yu. From ya so, di lessons dem lean more an more INNA Patois — yu aready understand i, so di teaching itself tun immersion.
Lessons in this parish
20. Modals: haffi, fi, mus, mussi, kyan — Use the five core modal words to say must, should, can and probably — with the right word order. (Di stacking an di ole-time forms inna di lesson a jus fi RECOGNIZE, not fi produce yet.)
21. Sports talk — Commentate a race, a football match and a cricket stroke in live Patois.
22. Body & health — Name the body parts, say what hurts (mi belly a hot mi), and talk bush-tea remedies.